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Pwned by These SCUMBAGS|
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This Website's Sketchy Ya Clown
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- Seriously, dude/For realz/Trust me on this
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Heads Up! This Site Will Steal Your Cash Like a POS {
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Avoid This Website Like the Plague, You Idiot
Dude, listen up! If you stumble that dump website,
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- Do your research before you invest